Naughty Torque Tuning offers mobile ECU remapping across South London. IMI Accredited Advanced Tuning Technician Ben Allard comes to your home or workplace anywhere south of the river and writes a bespoke map tailored to your exact car — real, safe gains without a garage visit.
Remapping Built for South London Driving
Nowhere punishes a car quite like South London traffic. Constant stop-start running on the A23, A24 and the South Circular (A205) is exactly what clogs diesel DPFs, triggers limp mode and wastes fuel. A remap calibrated for city driving sharpens low-speed response, lifts torque so you're not working the engine as hard, and — on diesels — Ben can permanently resolve DPF and EGR faults at the same time.
- Fully mobile across all of South London
- IMI Accredited Advanced Tuning Technician
- DPF & EGR solutions for city-driven diesels
- Custom maps only — fully insured
Remapping Services Available
Stage 1 Remap
The most popular option — a software-only upgrade that safely unlocks the power and torque the manufacturer deliberately held back. On a BMW 320d, gains of 50–60bhp are typical; on a VW Golf GTI, expect 50–55bhp. Diesels usually gain both performance and economy.
Stage 2 Remap
For vehicles with supporting hardware such as a performance exhaust, intercooler or intake. Ben calibrates the map specifically around your modifications for maximum gains without sacrificing reliability.
Economy Remap
Ideal for van drivers, high-milers and company-car drivers. By improving low-end torque, an economy map reduces gear changes and throttle input — the result is a noticeably cheaper fuel bill.
DPF, EGR & AdBlue Delete
Stop-start town driving is a common cause of DPF blockages, limp mode and expensive warning lights on diesels. Ben can remove the DPF from the ECU software to permanently eliminate the problem. For off-road and private-land use only.
Not sure what your car would gain? Try the free power calculator — enter your registration and see real Stage 1 and Stage 2 figures from our database of over 1,500 vehicles.
Areas We Cover Around South London
Book Your South London Remap
Mobile across South London — Croydon, Kingston, Sutton, Bromley and everywhere between.
📞 Call Ben: 07525 940033